Making my way around the latest expo to hit Perth it wasn’t long before I got the inevitable call.
‘Nature calling, please proceed directly to the nearest toilet. Do not stop at the hot fudge stand. Do not stray towards the massage chairs. Go directly to the nearest convenience …..and …..hurry’
As usual the call didn’t arrive until I was at the opposite end of the hall, and faced with an ocean of cranky expo attendees, all hell bent on gaining their 1cm by 1cm, free sample of cheese.
Sidestepping prams, bored toddlers and irritated husbands I finally reached the toilets, opened the door, walked in and was immediately faced with ……
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© The Ponder Room
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Naturally I was left pondering….
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How long had she been standing there waiting for someone to come in?
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What would I find behind the cubicle door?
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Is this one of the new CHOGM initiatives, reminiscent of the old cloakroom attendants?
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Had she heard that the Australia’s Got Talent judges were in town, if so shouldn’t she be in the male toilets?
- You never know when one of life’s mundane events is going to throw up a gem that will keep you smiling for days
4 Comments
OMG I was laughing out loud at this one. Everyone in the house wanted to know what I was laughing at and showing then it had them in stitches too!
You ponder just like I ponder
@BIQ am so pleased it’s not just me who thinks this way :). Hope the image keeps you smiling for a few days.
Great piece, you had me laughing.
@Chris good to hear