Australian Citizenship rules for the birds

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Two new Australian citizens entered the world on Australia Day. They’ve been read the rules ….
© The Ponder Room
Willie Wagtails may be small in size but they’re expert taggers so try not to annoy them.
Blue tongue lizards are not worth the trouble.
Magpies do not like to be asked why they’re still in their pyjamas.
Labradors may look cute, but they’ll lick you to death given half a chance.
And most importantly if you feel a bowel movement coming on, avoid Holden cars at all costs, oh and anything driven by Pat Rafter or Cassie Stoner.
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