One stop comestic surgery

First there was rhinoplasty then breast implants and a few years ago, thanks to an insane twist of fate that saw me judging body building competitions, I witnessed several massive men who’d had chest, thigh and calf implants … I kid you not. Actually I remember one night when the smell of burning plastic was so strong it prompted a total ban on electric heaters backstage, but that’s another story. Anyway yesterday I saw something that had me pondering the future of cosmetic surgery.

What if instead of spending years tinkering with your breast implants, nipple position and various nozzles used to suck the hell out of your tummy, thighs, or tuck-shop arms, you could remodel yourself in one trip … consider that, just one adjustment and you’re done. Finally it seems someone has pondered outside the box and realised that it would be quicker to simply remove your head and replace it on your preferred body type. One operation, one afternoon and you’re perfect.  



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 The Head Exchange … when two heads are better than one.

As my car idled at the lights I pondered …

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1. Given the outlets central position and large rollerdoor, it appears that you can drive in and have the deed completed during your lunch hour.
2. I assume you’ll be handed a Body Catalogue to help you pick out your preferred Barbie, Pamela Anderson, Arnold Schwarzenegger or Mr Burns option, depending on your (and your partners) predilection.
3. I do admire the clarity of their marketing. The signs simply states their value proposition, they exchange heads … simple, and they’ve added some plain banners just incase there was any confusion.
4. Perhaps Dr Frankenstein wasn’t mad after all … simply ahead of his time.
5. Mind you I’d hate to see the going rate for said operation, now that really would burn up some plastic … oh sorry about that.

If anyone is brave enough to drop in please let me know how you got on.

Oh and if this blog is uncovered during some archeological dig in 2090, when head replacements are standard fare, you heard it here first.